The fact that even your friends are useless doesn't surprise me. Only a failure would hang out with other failures.

You were so showing him off. [He pitches his voice into a temporary falsetto, clearly mimicking Vriska despite how wrong his impression might be.] "Ooo I'm gonna make him so strong," fucking spare me. Even though they're cheaper than dirt, I still wouldn't have wasted a Pokéball on it in the first place.