8etterl8: (I'm a coooooool kid now)
8etterl8 ([personal profile] 8etterl8) wrote2012-01-27 04:17 pm

Ninth Eight8all [Video/action OtherFather's House]

[The video feed clicks on and you can see the hall outside one of the rooms in Other Father's house.]

You guys have to see this. [It's Vriska's voice, in a hushed whisper.]

You all know Mr.Cool-Mc-Strider. But do you know what he does when he's not being a 'chill-as-fuck-dude', his words.

[Her hand reaches out and pushes the door open. Inside, nestled on the bottom bunk, looks like a pile of Pokémon. There are multiple Ninetails, though it's hard to tell how many because you can hardly see where one begins and another ends. There looks to be three heads though. There's a Flareon snuggled in there, giving the whole ensemble a splash of color. Not to mention the boy underneath, fast asleep, mouth open, glasses slightly askew, a light snoring sound coming from him. The bit of sweater you can see past all the fluffy fire-types resembles a Vulpix. This boy, of course being the aforementioned Mr.Cool-Mc-Strider, chill-as-fuck-dude, Dave Strider.

Resting atop his head is a little Torchic, watching Vriska and the 'gear. It makes a little peeping sound and Vriska shushes it.

She moves the gear in, trying to get a close-up on his face.]


Ha ha! Look how fucking cute he is. [She's snickering quietly now. Another angled shot of the sleeping Poké-pile. Unfortunately for Vriska the Torchic is a little too excited and keeps making noises at her, now starting to bounce, on top of the blonde's head.]

Hey! No-- stop that!

[Too late.] hhngh... Vriska... ?

Shit!

[Dave fixes his shades and looks at her, before he notices the red light on the gear, meaning "record".] Oh fuck no.

[He reaches for the the 'gear, hand covering the feed, and a struggle is briefly heard in the background before the video is shut off entirely.]



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commune: (pic#1338621)

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[personal profile] commune 2012-01-28 01:29 am (UTC)(link)
Hehehe...

[ okay this is a form of Dave torment that Tavros can actually appreciate without having his delicate sensibilities offended. ]

Wow, that is, I guess, pretty cute.
strideways: (if i'm comin' on too strong)

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[personal profile] strideways 2012-01-28 01:51 am (UTC)(link)
[ And now have Dave's grumpyface. ]

Hey, Wheels. No homo.
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[personal profile] commune 2012-01-28 01:58 am (UTC)(link)
[ we'll take that grumpyface and raise it by one confused face. ]

Huh?
strideways: (would you hold it against me?)

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[personal profile] strideways 2012-01-28 02:03 am (UTC)(link)
You don't just call a guy cute and leave it at that; there's gotta be like a dinner date and a movie attached. I'm putting the brakes on your homotrain.
commune: (you can.  ♪)

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[personal profile] commune 2012-01-28 02:12 am (UTC)(link)
Wait, what? No, that's, uhh, that's not what I was saying at all! [ a;dekreh his sensibilities ] You are taking this in all kinds of wrong ways as usual, I think, and, should probably stop before it gets, uhh... you know, weird and stuff.
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[personal profile] strideways 2012-01-28 02:22 am (UTC)(link)
[ Nope. ]

Don't try to talk your way out of it. I know what's going on here, okay? I've been solicited by so many dudes and chicks, I lost count. I had a goddamn abacus to keep track of it all and then I ran out of beads, and that was after I ran out of room for notches on my headboard. I've been around the block and rented a damn building there for recoup between laps. I know all about the mating rituals of the endangered red-faced queer. You may as well give it up now and move on.

No.

Homo.
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[personal profile] commune 2012-01-28 02:30 am (UTC)(link)
No, stop! [ \>}8O/ ] I don't even want to know about you and your terrible human courtship things that are, uhh, as I can clearly see, terribly misconstrued regarding my intentions!

And I don't even know what a homo thing is, but it's probably, uhh, also awful, so just stop saying it.
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[personal profile] strideways 2012-01-28 02:42 am (UTC)(link)
[ There... there's so much going on in that emote, I don't even.... ]

Uh-huh. I'll let you off this time, but the next homoerotic solicitations I hear out of you better be backed up by dinner and a movie.
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[personal profile] commune 2012-01-28 02:47 am (UTC)(link)
[ i was just thinking that. also apparently his eyebrows are above his horns, oops. ]

I don't understand what complimenting you has to do with eating food and watching a movie, but, uhh, I mean, that's a thing that friends do sometimes too, so I don't see what the big deal is.
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[personal profile] strideways 2012-01-29 10:42 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Tavros's face*, obviously I meant face, is a complex web of emotions. ]

Oh... I get it.

[ Face solemn, Dave switches the video to a filtered feed that only the two of them can see. Well, the two of them and Vriska, who's in the room listening. ]

You're on the down-low. You should've said something sooner, dude. I can keep a secret.

... Not lettin' you off the hook for dinner and a movie, though. We can just keep it stealth. No biggie.
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commune: (i'll hold your hand ♪)

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[personal profile] commune 2012-01-30 01:11 am (UTC)(link)
[ excuse him while he just. stares at the screen for a long moment, like he has absolutely no idea what he's looking at. his mouth moves uselessly, and then he frowns. intensely. ]

That's not it either! Why, uhh, why would I even need to hide a thing such as this, anyway? It's, well, like I said how it was not a big deal - it's that, except that you are making it one.

Uhh, I think.

[ 6_9 ]
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[personal profile] strideways 2012-02-02 02:58 am (UTC)(link)
Hey, it's no big deal to me, bro. Why do I give a fuck if you wanna wine and dine a few dudes? How you get freaky is your business; I ain't gonna go tellin' anyone.

[ Ever so casual. Witness this nonchalant benevolence at work, Tavros. ]
commune: (they won't go away ♪)

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[personal profile] commune 2012-02-02 03:01 am (UTC)(link)
Well, yes, I mean, uhh, no, I don't expect that that would be a thing that's an issue either...

[ good, you've confused him. now is the time for the critical strike. ]
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[personal profile] strideways 2012-02-02 03:33 am (UTC)(link)
Sweet.

Just so you know, I don't do the full sex for anything less than Red Lobster.
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[personal profile] commune 2012-02-02 03:39 am (UTC)(link)
[ IT'S SUPER EFFECTIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ]

What?! Wait, uhh, no, okay, uhh, no, no, no! You have all of this very, very wrong! I, uhh, I can't even, I don't even know where you got that topic from, but it needs to not be a thing in this conversation!
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[personal profile] strideways 2012-02-02 03:59 am (UTC)(link)
I'm just sayin'.

[ With the most solemn face you can possibly imagine, Dave lowers the 'Gear, and just before he turns it off, Tavros might catch a glimpse of him fistbumping Vriska.

Strider-Serket tag team, one.

Wheels, zero. ]
commune: ( skit ) (if you could snap both your fingers ♪)

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[personal profile] commune 2012-01-28 02:32 am (UTC)(link)
Maybe not the cutest, but, uhh, relatively, I guess.
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[personal profile] commune 2012-01-28 02:50 am (UTC)(link)
Hehehe... yeah, that is a pretty compromising way to be recorded in.
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[personal profile] commune 2012-01-29 10:10 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, uhh...

[ when does Tavros ever know a joke when he sees one. ]

Yes, I mean, perhaps for this blackmail thing that I was taught about recently, it might be a good thing to have.
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[personal profile] commune 2012-02-02 03:00 am (UTC)(link)
It's, uh, it's a security measure, that's all.

[ because if he's learned anything it's that he needs one against pretty much everyone he knows at this point. not that he's any good at utilizing that kind of thing, but at least the threat is there.

sort of. ]