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Thirteenth 8ight8all [Video]

[Vriska's lounging in a tree branch today, grinning a toothy grin.]

So am I really the only one who enjoyed all this chaos!? What wasn't fucking awesome about all of this? Beating the crap out of all those Team Rocket goons, standing against the elements! [She laughs] This is the first reeeeeeeeeal challenge this place has actually thrown our way. And who bested this challenge? Me of course!

Give me storms, give me rockets whatevers, give me darkness, give me explosions, I'll take it all on! Give me--Mmpghlshsfhls

[From above a purple slimy mess falls on top of her, happily. It's a Grimer, who has taken quite a shine to her, after she trampled it in a battle. It's been following her ever since.]

Get off you stupid fucking slimebeast!

[After a moment of wrestling with the Grimer she manages to displace it.] Ugh. [She shuts off the gear in a huff.]

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[...Grimer......]

You probably are, for precisely that reason. Those Pokemon were disgusting.

Ahaha, oh ew that is so gross. Though I would have to say that the smell was very much not so fucking awesome. [He shudders just thinking about it. Blech!]

I had fun.

[She got to drive a garbage truck, after all. And then set it on fire.]

Aw, you made a new friend!

[This will never not be her default response to someone getting a new Pokey. Ever.]

[Well she's not going to argue with you there, considering she just got slimed on.]

Oh please, I can handle a few disgusting Pokébeasts. If they'll leave me alone

[She's looking at you Grimer.]

Sometimes you have to get dirty to win.

Ugh. [She's managed to ooze the Grimer off of her, though being stuck in a tree branch it's not far.]

I've smelled worse. [That may or may not be true, but she's smelled some pretty bad things before.]

[She smiles after a moment, kicking at the Grimer off screen to keep it back.] Looks like you managed to survive the blackouts and floods and all that garbage. [Literally]

What's not fun about utter chaos, riiiiiiiight. [The garbage was a little less fun, but she managed.]

I wouldn't call this slimebag loser a 'friend' though. He's more like a gross, slimy, losery attachment.

Yeah. Well luckily, it didn't flood in Celadon. Just lots of rain and no power. Which wasn't the end of the world.

[He pretty much just stayed inside the entire time.]

Sounds boring. [John, she'd be so disappoint.] Tell me you did something exciting and heroic?

Uh, exciting things? No not really. And heroic um... [He thinks for a moment.] I was ready to if need be! You know if something happened to the inn and I needed to protect Rose and Jade! But nothing did so I guess that's actually a no too...

No, you don't. That is never necessary.

[when you get all MAKE THEM PAY you just have your mercury blob do it! :T]

[Well, what's the fun in that?]

The dirtier you get, the easier it is to win. [You know, like cheating. That's dirty, right?] One just has to be wiiiiiiiilling to take the risks. But then again, most can't hack it like I can.

[Tooot, toooooot. Hear that. That's the sound of her own horn.]

[Sigh John. Just.... Siiiiiiiigh.]

See John, that's why you have to get out there and do things! Live the adventure, trample the bad guys! I did so much trampling, battling those crazy Rockets.

[mercury blobs are fun as hell okay you shut your mouth about volumens hydrarglebargle

ALSO EXCUSE ME MISS BUT YOUR HORN IS SOMEWHAT OUT OF TUNE]

It's easier, yes, but the only sorts of people who resort to that sort of thing are weaklings without an ounce of nobility to their name.

[WHOA WHOA WHOA! Them's fightin' words Mister.]

Excuuuuuuuuse me, did you just call me weak! Weak!? I am not weak! I'm the strongest troll alive! I'm godtier! And high blood on top of that! Weaklings kneel before me!

I get out and do things! Mostly work and training but those are still things that I am outside doing.

[He is so living the adventure. You don't even know.]

[in which kayneth gets in a fight with a thirteen year old girl]

I really have no clue what two thirds of that was, but I'm going to presume it has no actual meaning here. As for your third point--if you are truly of noble blood, then perhaps you should consider acting like it.

[Good job. Not that she doesn't pick fights all the time]

Maybe you should open your audioholes a little and listen. My blood is of high nobility. I act in a manner befitting my station. Which preeeeeeeeety much means that all those below me are weak weakling idiots for me to play with.

[Oh, she can see that.]

Snoooooooore. Training hardly even counts. Get out and battle some trainers, take on the gym leaders. It's practically the only challenge this place has to offer. At least until those Rockets stir up trouble again.

[That gives her an idea.]

I wonder if I can snuff 'em out.

Yet you still claim that you cheat in order to win, which shouldn't be necessary when dealing with your everyday rabble.

[He raises a brow, a large playful smirk.] That was dangerous, Vriska... But I'm proud of you. [He doesn't enjoy violence, but she did help people by taking down Team Rocket.

Plus, he's learnt that you can't really stop Vriska from being a rebel and there's no way he can discapline her. Be glad your Other Mother isn't here, Vriska.]

I'd be happier about the challenge if it didn't involve everything smelling like an outhouse on a ripe summer day.

_{[... And, you know, horrible weather. But that's mostly because she's had to travel through it.]}

I have been doing that! I have nine badges already, thank you very much.

[Gosh he was a little offended at that wait hold on he doesn't like the sound of that last part.]

Errr...what exactly does snuffing them out entail?

It would have been better with less muck. [She smiles. She's pretty happy with the explosions and such.

Her Garbodor slimes up near the screen and Miss Pauling.] Although, I think they're kind of cute.

What do you think it entails! Hunt 'em down and take 'em out. [Oh wait, he thinks she's... Jeeeeeeeeze John.]

I'm not going to go kill them if that's what you think. Even if that's what they would get on Alternia. I'll just send them crying for the Pokémon Center like a bunch of wussy wusses.

Well sure. Everyday rabble is easy enough, but shortcuts are fun! What's it matter how you do it, as long as you win in the end.

[Good ol' other paternal lusus figure. You're learning.]

Hah! That was hardly anything I'd consider dangerous! I've faced much worse!

[The horrible weather she can handle, but she might have to agree about the smell. It was pretty putrid]

The smell was really disgusting. I still don't think I've gotten it out of my clothes yet.

[Grimer makes a pleased noise in the background and Vriska kicks at him.]

Yeah, probably. The muck was pretty gross, I'll give you that. [Speaking of Muk, her Grimer tries to crawl over her again. It's new trainer is just soooooooo cool. Oh, is that a Garbodor in screen. Hello there. Grimer flails at the screen.]

It matters because it effectively puts you on the level of those who you're dealing with rather than making you look superior in any way.

No, that's not what I was thinking! Even if you wanted to, I am fairly certain that you couldn't, the general consensus here seems to be that you can't die. I just wanted to make sure that you weren't going to do something really dangerous that might end badly for you.

[A beat. Wait shit that sounds like...]

that I don't have faith in your abilities! Just...augh. [He worries, Vriska.]

[He does learn! He just wants the best for you, kiddo.]

O~h really? [Do go on. It's nice for people to have a chance to tell their stories, and he's happy enough to listen.]

The smell is a shame. [She does seem to be grimacing a little, but not as much as one usually would. She's been around the mercenaries that refuse to bath and spend their days in blood and guts and sweat; doesn't get much worse than that.]

Do you know where they came from? [She's genuinly interested, but mostly for the research collecting idea.

She also sort of wants to find out who this Team Rocket are. They could be a lot more interesting than she's been told...]

What matters is that I win. Plain and simple. [No convincing her otherwise really.]

You mean end badly for them This isn't going to go their way at all. It'll be a project for another day. When I get bored again. You can always come with and be my assistant. [Hopeful smile.]

Well my whole planet was waaaaaaaay worse than this namby pamby cuddle fest. My lusus alone could have taken out half of Johto!

[Careful what you wish for. She can go on and on about all her 'accomplishments']

Do I know where who come from? These stupidasss Pokebeasts? [She shoves the Grimer aside, and picks up the gear, jumping out of the tree. Take that slime beast.]

Yeeeaaah, that'd be why I've been avoiding the cities.

_{[Heather can handle gross, but that doesn't mean she's gonna go out of her way to deal with it.]}

We can do that. After all, somebody has to keep you from going toooo hog wild on them, right?

Keep on deluding yourself, then.

You're the deluded one here!

[She grins before letting it settle into a smirk.]

Great! I'll be sure to let you know when I have more details. I'd bring wheels along, but he'd just drag us down.

Unfortunately I've been stuck in Ghost town since before this all started. I'm ready to get the hell out of here though. Get the stupid badge and move on already.

[Vriska's not going to go out of her way to deal with it either, not unless there's something in it for her.]

Perhaps you ought to wait a few years before you want a statement like that to be taken seriously.

Just let me know. I can be wherever you need me to be in a matter of hours.

Ecruteak?

I was there for months. Not very exciting.

Both would be nice answers, but I meant these. [She points to the Garbador.]

Oh? Was she powerful?

[And he'd listen all day.]

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