8etterl8 | Third Eigh8all [Video/Action Goldenrod]

Oh hey, is this thing working? Oh Good.

[The camera comes on to Vriska's face for a second before turning to the road in front of her.]

So I got myself a couple more of these Pokémon since I last posted on here when I got Marquise.

[Grabbing a Pokéball she lets out the creature inside. A Magikarp flops on the ground.]

This is Camer-- Tavros you stupid fish! How did you get in front of Cameron's Pokéball!? Is this your way of wanting attention? Well ha! I'm not giving it to you. See how you like that. [Tavros, the Magikarp, continues to flop around.]

Ignore him, that's just Tavros. He's kiiiiiiiinda useless, just like his namesake. Hahahahahahahaha!

Anyway. [A moment later a small Buneary appears and hops right on over to Tavros. He tries to calm the fish down a bit.]

This is Cameron, Cameron Poe. He's going to be the most badass, rugged hoppy creature anyone's ever seen. He was also a present from John. Oh and Rose too I guess.

If anyone wants to challenge my team of awesomey awesome I'm in Goldenrod. I'll be happy to take anyone one.

[She turns the camera back on herself, grinning. Feel free to come challenge Vriska. None of her Pokemon are over level 25, and she's got an ego about the size of Johto itself. Be careful though, she's also prone to cheating.]

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Instead of using that time to train a better Pokémon? That's not an achievement, that's a badge of shame. I told you, save yourself the trouble and dump the fish, unless you really don't have anything better to do.

What kind of idiot doesn't know what tennis is? It's a sport, duh, and being damn good at it takes talent and a shitton of practice. Only the best of the best make it on to Hyoutei's team, and naturally I'm one of them.

I have plenty to do. I'm a busy girl, got plenty of irons in the fire. I won't be wasting my time on this lame fish.

I'm sorry for not being all up on Earth sports. So what, you're good at this one sport, and this somehow makes you ooooooooh-so-amazing. Puh-leeeeeeeeze.

Doesn't matter how many "irons" you got if they're all as pathetic as this one. Seriously, when are you gonna to mention something impressive? You're getting boring.

It's obviously not the only thing I'm good at, but if you can't even appreciate how good I am, I almost feel sorry for you. Too bad I have better things to waste my pity on.

[Ouch, way to hit a troll where it hurts. Pity is a big thing with them, but she grits her teeth, tries to pretend it doesn't bother her.]

You want impressive then. I'll show you impressive.

[She snatches up a Pokéball and releases a Pokémon she hadn't intended on sharing really. It hadn't been her's to begin with, left behind by someone else. But she turned the camera to face the Aerodactyl that now stood before her.]

[Now that's more like it. The fact that he managed to goad her into revealing something like that was more than worth it, so getting to see an actual Aerodactyl was just icing on the cake. He doesn't bother to hide his excitement, despite retaining the same amount of smugness in his tone.]

Not bad. Only makes your decision to show off the Magicarp even dumber, though, if you had a Pokémon like that in your roster.

[She smirks noticing that he seems to like the giant ancient Pokémon. He stretches his wings and eyes her.]

Are you stupid or something. I wasn't showing Tavros off. That's stupid. I was showing the new Pokémon I'd caught, Tavros just happened to be one of them. And it's funny because I named him after my uselessly useless friend.

The fact that even your friends are useless doesn't surprise me. Only a failure would hang out with other failures.

You were so showing him off. [He pitches his voice into a temporary falsetto, clearly mimicking Vriska despite how wrong his impression might be.] "Ooo I'm gonna make him so strong," fucking spare me. Even though they're cheaper than dirt, I still wouldn't have wasted a Pokéball on it in the first place.

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