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[8etterl8]

So what the fuck happened?
One minute I was in Saffron, 8asking in the warmth of my comfy human 8ed.
The next I find myself in some forest missing a few days.
What the fuck is that all a8out????????
I finally made my way 8ack to civilaz8tion, and find out I'm 8ack in Golden8ore.
Gr8.
Where is everyone else aaaaaaaanyway?



[Guess who just stumbled back into town from the Iilex Forest.]

Comments

text; I am so sorry, AJ /face in hands

[strideways]

yeah hes an alright dude
raises a few lovingly emblazoned pedobear flags but im pretty sure hes not a registered sex offender or anything
maybe an unregistered one

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[strideways]

oh hell to the fucking no
what do you even need a fucking coat for
you have blubber

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[strideways]

dude why would i need a coat
when i get cold
i just call up my forevergirl john
and he shows up to get his cuddle on with me
arms all around each other like a big warm blanket of ironically homosexual affection
we have a goddamn snuggle party
straight up nuzzling and shit
who even needs coats

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[strideways]

so then i guess your self-sufficient ass wont be needing that nice warm coat
could pass it on to someone who does
you know
if you were feeling fucking generous