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[Hello Network. It's your 8luh, 8luh favorite troll turned human here. First, have a picture.]
Uuuuuuuugh.
I told myself once that I would never go through this stupid cave, 8ecause I didn't have to!
Now I have to.
It 8etter 8e worth it!
For those of you following my harrowing exploits of heroism I've taken on Viol8 gym, and 8eaten Falkner into the ground with the very Poké8easts said to 8e weak against his dum8 8irds!
It was soooooooo simple! Hardly even a challenge.
He talks a tough game, 8ut when it comes to 8ark or 8ite, he's all 8ark.
I acquired a 8east as well, after that Valentines travesty.
A spider8east called Joltik, a 8ug/electric type according to the d8ta8ase.
Already he fares 8etter than Spinneret ever has.
He doesn't like 8eing cooped up in the 8alls though.
I've du88ed him, Mindfang after my ancestor the gr8 and fearless Gam8lignant, even if he's male and Spinneret Mindfang was not, he's much more deserving of the title than Spinneret is.
Oh, and I guess Tavros defeated the Viol8 gym as well, if anyone cares. It's good he has me as such a gr8 example!
Uuuuuuuugh.
I told myself once that I would never go through this stupid cave, 8ecause I didn't have to!
Now I have to.
It 8etter 8e worth it!
For those of you following my harrowing exploits of heroism I've taken on Viol8 gym, and 8eaten Falkner into the ground with the very Poké8easts said to 8e weak against his dum8 8irds!
It was soooooooo simple! Hardly even a challenge.
He talks a tough game, 8ut when it comes to 8ark or 8ite, he's all 8ark.
I acquired a 8east as well, after that Valentines travesty.
A spider8east called Joltik, a 8ug/electric type according to the d8ta8ase.
Already he fares 8etter than Spinneret ever has.
He doesn't like 8eing cooped up in the 8alls though.
I've du88ed him, Mindfang after my ancestor the gr8 and fearless Gam8lignant, even if he's male and Spinneret Mindfang was not, he's much more deserving of the title than Spinneret is.
Oh, and I guess Tavros defeated the Viol8 gym as well, if anyone cares. It's good he has me as such a gr8 example!
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I'm thinking of training him to shock people I don't like. xxxxD
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IT'S REALLY NOT THAT BAD OF AN IDEA, THOUGH.
FUCK, I'D BE TEMPTED TO DO THE SAME, BUT I HAVE SOME REAL DOCILE BEASTS.
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You have to make the docile ones tough!
Show them the tough love! You're good at tough love.
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IT'S JUST THEY ALL GET ALONG WITH EACH OTHER AND PEOPLE TOO WELL.
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Seriously you need something more ferocious from the sounds of it.
Tavros, my Gyarados doesn't even like me!
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Thankfully, I don't really need him for anything 8ut 8rutal ass kicking!
[And for anything else that's what the actual Tavros is for.]
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WAY TO BE A DOUCHEWAFFLE OF A TRAINER AND PERSON.
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They're meant for 8attle, right!?
I train them to 8attle, and so that's what they're good at!
Jeeeeeeeegus Karkat.
It's not like I 8eat him. Make me out to 8e a 8ad guy will you.
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THEY CAN BE USED FOR BATTLE, BUT THAT SHIT IS SUPPOSED TO BE FOR SHITS AND GIGGLES
GAMES!!!
LIKE FLARPING WITHOUT THE MORTALITY RATE.
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I get it.
For fuck's s8ke, I'm not horri8le to my Pokémon!
I just have my own ways of making them strong!
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8esies, I know I'm not horri8le! I just said that!
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You have your lame losery ways, and I have my awesome champion methods.
Maaaaaaaa8e we should have a trial of 8easts sometime Karkat. xxxx)
See whose methods are 8est!
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getting through the cave should not be too bad!
it was only bad for us because, well.....
actually, on second thought i would rather not talk about it :(
i will just say that was not a very fun time and leave it at that
besides, its not something youll have to worry about, anyway!
[Of course, Vriska is totally free to ask anyway. I have no clue if anyone else ever told her about the fiasco in the cave, so...]
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I imagine this cave will 8e just as easy.
Caves don't 8other me any.
It'll 8e getting through with Toreadork here. I'll manage of course.
If anyone can pull him through it's me.
If there's something lurking in this cave you 8etter tell me though!
Some pir8 or giant 8east.
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oh no, theres nothing like that in there!!
at least, not that we found
i am sure thats probably pretty disappointing to you, huh? :P
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Nothing to take down, then all the quicker we can get through it.
So what trou8led you so much?
Did you keep falling asleep, so they had to keep stopping? ::::p
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no, that isnt what happened :(
admittedly i do not remember everything since it was almost a year ago now
i didnt see most of it either since i was traveling in one of the other groups
but while we were in that cave, gamzee kind of..... went crazy
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He seems to do that.
Never really thought him the type, despite his 8lood caste.
I mean with his Indigo 8lood he should have 8een killing people his whole life, 8ut he never seemed inclined to.
Until recently.
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he did knock a couple people out, though, which was still pretty scary!
youre saying hes snapped like this before, then? only worse?
are indigo blooded trolls usually super violent or something???
jeez..... just thinking about how much worse it could have been in that cave is pretty freaky D:
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I'm a very 8usy person, and I've got a lot to deal with.
8ut generally those higher up on the hemospectrum tend to 8e more viol8nt. He's the highest of the Landdwelling Trolls.
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do you know if theres any reason for that??
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It's just how it is?
Why are Humans so humany?
Can you answer me that????????
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when you put it that way, my question sounds kind of silly, doesnt it?
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I don't have to worry a8out Gamzee going all hatchety-murdery on me though, I just have to make sure Tavros doesn't get us compleeeeeeeetely lost!
That'll 8e a task and a half.
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iN THAT SITUATION i WOULD SAY MOST DEFINITELY NOT, rATHER THAN JUST MOSTLY NOT, sINCE, wORRYING WOULD BE EVEN EASIER TO NOT DO, iF, i WERE YOU,
bUT ANYWAY,
tHE THING IS, tHAT, wHAT i MEANT TO SAY IS, tHAT THE CAVE ISN'T SO BAD, aND IT WILL PROBABLY BE OKAY, tO GO IN,
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Well as it just so happens, you are in a situ8tion where you have to decide whether to 8e concerned or not.
Unless you plan on staying here and not going to Azalea with me.
In that case Sayonara looooooooser!
It's not like I'm scared of the cave.
It's just a small annoyance on my path to victory!
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i MEAN, uHH, uNLESS YOU WOULD RATHER THAT i DON'T GO, bUT, tHEN i WOULD PROBABLY JUST DO THAT ON MY OWN LATER, sINCE, pROGRESSING IS A THING THAT i'M OKAY WITH DOING NOW,
aND, uHH, iT WOULD PROBABLY BE LESS OF AN ANNOYANCE IF WE WENT TOGETHER,
i GUESS,
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I'm not sure how much though, all things considered.
Anyway I hear the caves are all pretty much Zu8ats and Rock8easts. Shouldn't 8e any sort of pro8lem for me.
I have the other Tavros as well, who'll decim8 anyone who gets in our path!
Hahahahahahahaha!
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i'M SURE HE'LL BE PRETTY HELPFUL, fOR DEFEATING PESKY SMALLER pOKEBEASTS THAT COME ALONG,
aLTHOUGH, i COULD PROBABLY JUST ASK THEM, iF, mAYBE, tHEY WOULD BE POSSIBLY BE WILLING TO LEAVE US ALONE,
aND THAT MIGHT ALSO WORK, tOO,
uHH, mAYBE,
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Really????????
You know, it's a wonder how you get any training done that way.
How do you Poké8easts grow any levels with you around.
I 8et they sneak off on their own.
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:33 < and congratulations on defeating the gym leader!
:33 < and on the spiderbeast
:33 < have you b33n getting lots of those by the way?
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I have Marquise, who is a Skorupi.
Also Lucky!
Lucky is my shiny Ralts, such a gr8 find!
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:33 < i was just wondering beclaws i have two purrbeasts now
:33 < i wanted to s33 if we were getting pokébeasts based on what we like
:33 < also raltses look really cute!! :DD
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You have two purr8easts, I have two spider8easts, I think Tavros has two 8ull8easts now........
Fefferi has a8out 8ight gaziiiiiiiillion seadwelling8easts, though I couldn't tell you what she got from that Valentines incident.
Hmmmmmmmm........
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X(( < but karkitty thinks its suspicious
:33 < what do you think, vwiskers?
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He's too nosy and paranoid for his own good if you ask me.
Though for once I think he might 8e on to something.
Don't you dare tell him I said that either!
Last thing I need is for him to think we agree on something. It'll go str8 to his 8ig, 8ul8ous, nu88y head!
Anyway, us 8eing here in the first place is aaaaaaaall sorts of suspicious.
Giving us 8easts at random that suit our tastes or lifestyles, it's like whoever is 8ehind us 8eing here knows all a8out us!
It's creeeeeeeepy. Suuuuuuuuper creeeeeeeepy.
8ut at the same time, there's only so much we can do a8out it 8ut 8attle our way through the land, and exploit it for everything it's worth!!!!!!!!
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Su~rely a cave can't overcome the great Vriska? [That smirk. He knows you can do it, because you're you.]
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[Nevermind that they'll probably have to go through it again, and that Tavros will probably love it.]
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