8etterl8 | Fourteenth 8ight8all [Video/action Route 39]

[Man, what a crazy week it's been. What the fuck is up with losing another 3 days, seriously. The last time this happened she ended up in the middle of that fucking forest. Ugh. At least time, she seemed to have ended up at some seaside town, but Tavros was no where to be found. Great.]

Man, what the hell is wrong with this place. This is the second time I've lost three whole days, and woken up somewhere completely different. Not to mention this crazy dream where I'm being chased by justice crazed dragons! What the fuck is that all about.

[Because that was pretty damn weird. She was pretty sure she was chased by Terezi on a Dragonite laughing maniacally, and pointing her cane at her, while dressed in her Redglare FLARPING outfit.]

Tavros! Where the hell are you? Did you get your loser-self lost in some hell forsaken shithole. If I have to come rescue your stupid ass, I'll be sure to kill you myself later! I'm aaaaaaaalways having to rescue you! Seriously if you--

[Luckily she doesn't have time to finish her sentence (you didn't want to hear it anyway). A Scolipede has reared it's head in her direction, making a challenging noise. Vriska smirks at the camera and shuts it off.]

Video about fifteen minutes later:

[Vriska's standing there, tossing a Pokéball up and down in one hand grinning wide.]

Like I can't handle a simple bugbeast. Piece of fucking cake. Looked pretty badass too, I could train it up to kick all kinda of Pokébeast booty down the line. For that matter I got that stupid badge in stupid fucking ghost town. And I'll be getting my badge here soon enough. I'm not out of this game yet.

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Well... [Gee, when you put it that way.]

Duh, of course you are! I was thinking you got lost in all this madness, and ended up in like the middle of the ocean, where you were drowning. Then I'd have to get my badge here, that surf move and come save your idiotic uselessness!

Oh.

[ is that all. he just sort of shrugs in his noncommittal way and stashes the empty pokeball. ]

I sort of fell asleep, for awhile, and then I woke up again and I was outside in the grass. But, not far from where I fell asleep, really, so, uh, it wasn't all that bad of a thing. Just a confusing one.

[Wow, how unexciting. That's unexciting. At least she got chased around by ex-friends on dragons. Or in her dreams she did. Very realistic dreams.

She's just going to staaaaaaaare]

What, you teleported like five yards or something?

I think so.

[ he doesn't need exciting, okay!! and his dreams were considerably less interesting than that, really. ]

Well at least I don't have to save you from an erupting volcano or something. ['cause you know, that would have been fun]

What were you trying to catch anyway?

Oh, I was trying to catch a milk cow. Miltank.

[ he has a thing about cows, okay. ]

I was hot on its trail, so to speak, and then I had it cornered it a inescapable way! But then, uh, I got kind of distracted by a thing and it ran while I was looking somewhere else.

Those things. They look dumb if you ask me. Didn't that crybaby gym leader have on of those?

[That's just the mark of a loser right there if you ask her.]

Yes, she did, it was her most formidable Pokemon. [ pause. ] Not that her team in general was very much of an, uhh, formidable fight, really. But still. I think I might like to have one.

Of course you would. [Eyeroll. Why wouldn't you Tavros?]

[ predicta8le. ]

Is that a bad thing?

[She's about to go on about how it's so stupid, but instead just rolls her eyes again.]

It's not a bad thing, it's a you thing. Ugh, that sounds stupid! This is stupid. [Kicking at a pebble, she sends out her new Kim, the Arcanine Dave left her.]

I need to get back to training. Karkat thinks he can beat me. Hah!

Oh, yeah, Karkat...

[ he wouldn't dare say it because that's just a yelling-at waiting to happen, but he kind of got the feeling after talking to him like this is a really pointless challenge. ]

He's pretty far ahead. Uhh, last time I checked in, anyway.

He only has two more badges to go. That means I'm only two behind right now. So if we're lucky, and I am lucky, we'll be caught up in no time.

We just can't linger in any place for toooooooo long, got that!

Okay. I think I can probably keep up, maybe if I stick to riding on Lauryn, instead of just using my four wheeled device.

Once I get fly, it'll be a lot faster. You have something you can fly on, right?

[ nods! ]

I think I can fly on Huckleberry.

Good! We'll be doing a lot of flying.

Oh man, I can hardly wait for that, the flying. That will be the most exciting thing ever.

[ QUIVERS IN HIS WHEELCHAIR ]

Fourteenth 8ight8all [Video/action Route 39]

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