8etterl8 | Third Eigh8all [Video/Action Goldenrod]

Oh hey, is this thing working? Oh Good.

[The camera comes on to Vriska's face for a second before turning to the road in front of her.]

So I got myself a couple more of these Pokémon since I last posted on here when I got Marquise.

[Grabbing a Pokéball she lets out the creature inside. A Magikarp flops on the ground.]

This is Camer-- Tavros you stupid fish! How did you get in front of Cameron's Pokéball!? Is this your way of wanting attention? Well ha! I'm not giving it to you. See how you like that. [Tavros, the Magikarp, continues to flop around.]

Ignore him, that's just Tavros. He's kiiiiiiiinda useless, just like his namesake. Hahahahahahahaha!

Anyway. [A moment later a small Buneary appears and hops right on over to Tavros. He tries to calm the fish down a bit.]

This is Cameron, Cameron Poe. He's going to be the most badass, rugged hoppy creature anyone's ever seen. He was also a present from John. Oh and Rose too I guess.

If anyone wants to challenge my team of awesomey awesome I'm in Goldenrod. I'll be happy to take anyone one.

[She turns the camera back on herself, grinning. Feel free to come challenge Vriska. None of her Pokemon are over level 25, and she's got an ego about the size of Johto itself. Be careful though, she's also prone to cheating.]

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First of all, I don't even know where to find the evolved form. Second it's more fun this way. Than I get the satisfaction of knowing it's badass because I made it that way.

[Well, that response has got him interested.]

So you're that type, huh. Pretty soft of you, willing to put in all that time into something that might disappoint you in the end.

[Ouch. That hit a sore spot with her considering that's exactly what happened with it's name sake.

She grits her teeth.]

I wouldn't call it soft at all! More perhaps that I like to be in control of what goes on around me. Whether it's creating the ultimate, unbeatable boss to fight against, or raising some stupid fish to be the most bad ass fucker around.

[That gives him pause; on one hand, he's clearly getting her into a corner, so shouldn't he be pushing it? But on the other, he can't help but grudgingly relate to what she's talking about. How annoying.]

And you think you're capable of doing that? Even if the stupid fish had the potential to grow up strong, if its trainer is weak, it's gonna end up a worthless piece of shit no matter what.

Well it's a damn good thing his trainer isn't weak then! I'm actually the strongest where I come from, and that hasn't changed one bit!

[Only she's been here a little over a month and most people have been here for months on end. But Vriska Serket is far from weak.]

Oh, really? I'm so impressed [Ah, delicious sarcasm]. So what makes a girl like you so awesome that she can make that sort of claim? Or is everyone from your home just such total losers that it makes you look good in comparison?

Besides having all the skills, and gaining all the levels, and having all the luck, all of it. I am just pretty awesome by nature. And while the rest of the people back home are pretty losery, it's not because of that, that I'm awesome. Quite the opposite I'd say.

Besides who are you to talk, huh?

Hard to look awesome when you're bragging about a Magicarp. If that's the best you can do, you have a pretty sad life.

Me? [Oh, it's only one of his favorite topics, glad that you asked!] I'm a Hyoutei team regular, so it's only natural that I'd be an expert on who is and isn't strong.

I could be bragging about more than a Magikarp. I just think it's more impressive if you take something ridiculous, like this stupid fish, and turn into something awesome than if you take something awesome and just make it more awesome.

Also I have no idea what a 'hyoutei team regular' is. That means absolutely nothing to me. And I consider myself an expert on who is and isnt' strong as well. So far you're not doing too well.

Then brag about the things worth bragging about. How often does something ridiculous become something awesome? Never, because it was born a loser and so it'll always be a loser. That applies to Magicarp, too; it won't become awesome because of you, it'd naturally become a Gyarados whether you were its trainer or not.

We're only one of the best tennis teams on the middle school circuit, but I guess I shouldn't expect someone like you to be aware of those better than them.

Well if you manage to actually get the thing to a high enough level to evolve I think that is an accomplishment. It's not going to change, if you don't train it, dumbass!

Besides, what the hell is tennis anyway? How does 'tennis' make you 'better' than me?

Instead of using that time to train a better Pokémon? That's not an achievement, that's a badge of shame. I told you, save yourself the trouble and dump the fish, unless you really don't have anything better to do.

What kind of idiot doesn't know what tennis is? It's a sport, duh, and being damn good at it takes talent and a shitton of practice. Only the best of the best make it on to Hyoutei's team, and naturally I'm one of them.

I have plenty to do. I'm a busy girl, got plenty of irons in the fire. I won't be wasting my time on this lame fish.

I'm sorry for not being all up on Earth sports. So what, you're good at this one sport, and this somehow makes you ooooooooh-so-amazing. Puh-leeeeeeeeze.

Doesn't matter how many "irons" you got if they're all as pathetic as this one. Seriously, when are you gonna to mention something impressive? You're getting boring.

It's obviously not the only thing I'm good at, but if you can't even appreciate how good I am, I almost feel sorry for you. Too bad I have better things to waste my pity on.

[Ouch, way to hit a troll where it hurts. Pity is a big thing with them, but she grits her teeth, tries to pretend it doesn't bother her.]

You want impressive then. I'll show you impressive.

[She snatches up a Pokéball and releases a Pokémon she hadn't intended on sharing really. It hadn't been her's to begin with, left behind by someone else. But she turned the camera to face the Aerodactyl that now stood before her.]

[Now that's more like it. The fact that he managed to goad her into revealing something like that was more than worth it, so getting to see an actual Aerodactyl was just icing on the cake. He doesn't bother to hide his excitement, despite retaining the same amount of smugness in his tone.]

Not bad. Only makes your decision to show off the Magicarp even dumber, though, if you had a Pokémon like that in your roster.

[She smirks noticing that he seems to like the giant ancient Pokémon. He stretches his wings and eyes her.]

Are you stupid or something. I wasn't showing Tavros off. That's stupid. I was showing the new Pokémon I'd caught, Tavros just happened to be one of them. And it's funny because I named him after my uselessly useless friend.

The fact that even your friends are useless doesn't surprise me. Only a failure would hang out with other failures.

You were so showing him off. [He pitches his voice into a temporary falsetto, clearly mimicking Vriska despite how wrong his impression might be.] "Ooo I'm gonna make him so strong," fucking spare me. Even though they're cheaper than dirt, I still wouldn't have wasted a Pokéball on it in the first place.

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