8etterl8 | Seventh Eight8all [Video/action for Saffron]

[Vriska's outside wrapped in a jacket, that is not nearly warm enough, arms wrapped around herself, and shivering.]

Why the fuck is it s-so damn c-cold here?

[In front of her you can see Marquise battling a wild Noctowl and having no trouble with it. After a moment she takes the Pokégear from Cameron who lets out a disappointed noise.]

So I keep seeing t-talk of all this Christ-mas stuff. That's k-kind of like our 12th Perigee's Eve. You decorate stuff, and generally everyone's fucking happy. Sometimes there are g-gifts.

Sounds great and all. [She doesn't look like it sounds great, but that is quickly replaced by a look of irritation as a yappy puppy comes running up and places it's front paws on her legs, wagging it's tail.]

Oh yeah, your stupid egg hatched Karkat! Most annoying th-thing ever. [She nudges the puppy idly, and calls Marquise back once the Noctowl's unconcious. She doesn't bother catching it. The Poochyena yips happily and comes back to jump up on his trainer again.] You'd also think it was starved for attention. It's reeeeeeeeally not.

[But well, it is another body, and she is cold, so after a second, she reaches down and picks him up, stuffing him in her jacket. Stupid mutt.]

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Sure! [and because she has some sense of self preservation.] Wait! What's the catch?

The catch? [Have some confusion, but then a smile.] No catch for my beautiful daughter. [Nope, there it is.]

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For your........? What???????? What????????

You've got the wrong person, old man. I don't have any human lusus, parent, whateeeeeeeever. I'm not anyone's 'daughter'. Nice try though.

[He chuckles, shaking his head.] I'm your Other Father, kiddo. No need to have a first parent to have anOther- in fact, means we need to do our job even more.

My other........ That doesn't even make sense!

[But wait. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. If Vriska's good at anything it's milking a situation for all it's worth.]

So wait, you'll send me a warm coat? For free and all?

[Perhaps she's coming to about the idea?] And anything else you need.

[The idea of free stuff, yes.] Well, we'll start with a warm coat! I'll be suuuuuuuure to let you know if I need aaaaaaaanything else.

Great! I'll send one over by mail. Just gimmie your location and your favourite colour and it'll be with you as fa~st as it can.

Great!

[And a moment later a text.]

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[And he changes to text to join in the fun! Or at least, that's how he sees it. No fancy text though, since he doesn't know how to do that! But if he did, he'd make it enjoyable.]

Great colour! Keep an eye on the post, kiddo.

[He will get it the exact colour, no matter how hard he has to try! When it's all for one of his children, it's no sweat off his back.]

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