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[8etterl8]

So what the fuck happened?
One minute I was in Saffron, 8asking in the warmth of my comfy human 8ed.
The next I find myself in some forest missing a few days.
What the fuck is that all a8out????????
I finally made my way 8ack to civilaz8tion, and find out I'm 8ack in Golden8ore.
Gr8.
Where is everyone else aaaaaaaanyway?



[Guess who just stumbled back into town from the Iilex Forest.]

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[strideways]

sounds like someone had a few too many roofies with dinner
were all in blackthorn now
eating bigass medium rare dragon steaks
dragon jerky
dragonburgers with hot sauce and onions
and you know
not freezing our asses off in a forest

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i always enjoy my roofies
guess you made it to creepdaddys house then

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text; I am so sorry, AJ /face in hands

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yeah hes an alright dude
raises a few lovingly emblazoned pedobear flags but im pretty sure hes not a registered sex offender or anything
maybe an unregistered one

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oh hell to the fucking no
what do you even need a fucking coat for
you have blubber

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dude why would i need a coat
when i get cold
i just call up my forevergirl john
and he shows up to get his cuddle on with me
arms all around each other like a big warm blanket of ironically homosexual affection
we have a goddamn snuggle party
straight up nuzzling and shit
who even needs coats

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so then i guess your self-sufficient ass wont be needing that nice warm coat
could pass it on to someone who does
you know
if you were feeling fucking generous