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Twentieth 8ight8all [Text]
So how, exactly, would a girl go a8out joining Team Rocket, anyway?
Impressive skills, no doubt. Perhaps you could do well in the organization, any of those skills could get you far.
Very well, then. If you have the conviction to follow through with this, use your skills to acquire two Pokémon from anyone unfortunate enough to catch your eye. Theft, coercion, deceit, whatever means are required to secure your way in. Of course, we will make absolutely certain they were acquired illegally before any decision is made. You won't be getting away with being coy.
When you complete this task, my dear, a simple text asking for 'The Little Prince' will have me back in touch with you.
Oh, and don't forget. When you are caught, you'll be on the lamb for two weeks to avoid arrest and failing your test. Be careful, now. We don't need any up-and-coming prospectives starting off on the wrong foot.
Very well, then. If you have the conviction to follow through with this, use your skills to acquire two Pokémon from anyone unfortunate enough to catch your eye. Theft, coercion, deceit, whatever means are required to secure your way in. Of course, we will make absolutely certain they were acquired illegally before any decision is made. You won't be getting away with being coy.
When you complete this task, my dear, a simple text asking for 'The Little Prince' will have me back in touch with you.
Oh, and don't forget. When you are caught, you'll be on the lamb for two weeks to avoid arrest and failing your test. Be careful, now. We don't need any up-and-coming prospectives starting off on the wrong foot.
That's a shame. However, I can assure you that there are fewer idiots within the ranks of Team Rocket. And while I can't provide entry for you, I'm sure that someone who can will see your message and provide some direction.
[A "hmm", then:]
But you're still thinking about joining them, aren't you? You're not convinced it's a terrible idea yet.
[A wild guess, and she's not the best at reading people, but still. It seems that way to her.]
But you're still thinking about joining them, aren't you? You're not convinced it's a terrible idea yet.
[A wild guess, and she's not the best at reading people, but still. It seems that way to her.]
there are other ways to deal with boredom, you know.
like hobbies!
hobbies are fun and at least 25% less evil than joining team rocket, depending upon the hobby.
do i need to go get you a set of knitting needles too?
like hobbies!
hobbies are fun and at least 25% less evil than joining team rocket, depending upon the hobby.
do i need to go get you a set of knitting needles too?
aint that a shocker
never saw that coming in a million years
never saw that coming in a million years
Indeed I am. Tell me, why are you interested in this organization of ours?
I think it sounds more fun then a lot of things I've been doing lately, but I have people that would be pretty mad if I went and joined a villainous group.
Besides I'm more the kind to stop the bad guys, then join them. [Even if the bad guys sound more fun] I was going to stop the big bad back home before things got the better of me I guess.
Besides I'm more the kind to stop the bad guys, then join them. [Even if the bad guys sound more fun] I was going to stop the big bad back home before things got the better of me I guess.
[Huh. Better than she was expecting, at least. But that could mean a lot of things so it's best to remain cautious.]
And here? What are your plans now that you know what they've done?
And here? What are your plans now that you know what they've done?
They have? Good luck then. You may need it.
[Because he has no clue who's contacted her.]
[Because he has no clue who's contacted her.]
what's wrong with knitting?
it's a better channel for boredom than joining team rocket!
it's a better channel for boredom than joining team rocket!
Oh. I think I flew over that with Hiccup? It didn't look big enough to get lost in.
MY ONLY LECTURE WOULD BE ABOUT SPEARING OUR RETINAS FROM HAVING TO READ YOUR POINTLESS AND RATHER FRUITLESS IDEAS.
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