Twentieth 8ight8all [Text]

[8etterl8]

So how, exactly, would a girl go a8out joining Team Rocket, anyway?

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Text; Vriska. Vriska don't make her tell your moirail.

[tentacletrainer]

I doubt anyone who knows would speak up, as they're likely part of the organization itself.
If they revealed themselves, they could get caught.
Why would you want to join them exactly anyway?

Text; No need to go telling.

[8etterl8]

Curiousity.
They always seem to 8e up to something.
Masterminds in the works.
I am a mastermind after all.

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[moveslikestrider]

are you seriously that bored
and dude the first rule of being evil is not to let people know youre evil
its like in the handbook

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[8etterl8]

I am seriously that 8ored!
You're not the one that's 8een stuck in this 8ooooooooing 8ore of a 8orey 8ore city for months on end AGAIN!

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[pianokeys]

Team Rocket?

[Just confusion right here. Why would you even ask? It's one thing after the other these days.]

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[8etterl8]

[Shrug.] I'm just curious is all. They seem like they get around and do things, which is more than I've been doing lately.

[Anonymous Text- Private]

[tickleironysjudgment]

That depends, my dear. Both on why you ask, and how you intend to show your worth.

Humor me with answers, and I could be your way in.

[Anonymous Text- Private]

[8etterl8]

I ask out of curiosity and pure fucking 8oredom mostly.
You Rockets seem to shake things up and have some fun.
As for my worth, I am compleeeeeeeetely capa8le of showing my extreeeeeeeeme and immense amounts of worth.

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[punchandkiss]

Why would you want to?

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[8etterl8]

They seem more interesting than anything else going on right now. [Shrug. Why wouldn't you want to?]

[Anonymous Text]

[explosivecombat]

[Though the text that comes in is anonymous, it's not behind any sort of filter; a bit of a risk, depending on how this goes, but for the time being Kimblee doesn't care who sees.]

That depends on what you're willing to do for us.

As a high-ranking member of the organization in question, I'll gladly answer any questions you may happen to have.

[Anonymous Text- Private]

[tickleironysjudgment]

[It seems another of the team has also taken an interest here, the difference being a choice to speak openly where-as he had chosen to approach under a filter...

Well, perhaps two can play this game more aptly than one.]

Well now, it seems I wasn't the only one who saw this curious little one trying to find us. It's somewhat amusing to see how bold, or perhaps stupid the curious can be, don't you think?

If you are a higher-up, I suspect you do outrank me. I had already contacted her, but if you would rather handle this I'll gladly leave things in your care. I don't mind recommending her if she seems useful, but I yield to the judgments of my superiors.

[Anonymous Text]

[8etterl8]

Oooooooohhhhhhhh, high-ranking, huh? ::::)

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[cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

Why do you want to join them? I thought most people wanted to stop them.

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[8etterl8]

Apparently most people do.
I didn't think I would get so much shit for asking a simple question.

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[soggypastry]

[...Oh, for the love of--what is it with people around here these days? If it isn't one thing it's another.]

You don't, unless you want to get your ass kicked like the rest of them. They've got more enemies than friends and it shows.

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[8etterl8]

[Curiousity killed the spider.]

I'm getting that idea. A lot people are getting all bent out of shape about it.

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[ghostytrainer]

no.

[THIS PLAN DOES NOT HAVE THE MOIRAIL SEAL OF APPROVAL. NOPE.]

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[8etterl8]

........

[roemance]

[Oh dammit Vriska, Eridan was just talking about this a few days ago. Mostly to annoy Sollux, but now it is going to look like he is copying her again.]

so did you find out yet

[8etterl8]

[Hahahaha, always beating you Eridan. You're totally copying her. Always.]

Whyyyyyyyy?
::::)

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[usedsuperpower]

Oh, I know, I know!

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[8etterl8]

Oh????????
Do tell.

[usedshooshpap]

NO.
JUST NO.

[8etterl8]

Way to 8e original Karkat.
At least four other people have 8eaten you to that 8asically that exact response.
Some were even more cre8tive a8out it.

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[seventeencameras]

[woah what blue text how cool is that]

What's Team Rocket?

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[idkmybffwaddles]

hi dipper! I SEE YOU >:D

[Because, you know, she's sitting right next to you.]