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[8etterl8]

So how, exactly, would a girl go a8out joining Team Rocket, anyway?

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Text; Vriska. Vriska don't make her tell your moirail.

[tentacletrainer]

I doubt anyone who knows would speak up, as they're likely part of the organization itself.
If they revealed themselves, they could get caught.
Why would you want to join them exactly anyway?

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[moveslikestrider]

are you seriously that bored
and dude the first rule of being evil is not to let people know youre evil
its like in the handbook

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[pianokeys]

Team Rocket?

[Just confusion right here. Why would you even ask? It's one thing after the other these days.]

[Anonymous Text- Private]

[tickleironysjudgment]

That depends, my dear. Both on why you ask, and how you intend to show your worth.

Humor me with answers, and I could be your way in.

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[punchandkiss]

Why would you want to?

[Anonymous Text]

[explosivecombat]

[Though the text that comes in is anonymous, it's not behind any sort of filter; a bit of a risk, depending on how this goes, but for the time being Kimblee doesn't care who sees.]

That depends on what you're willing to do for us.

As a high-ranking member of the organization in question, I'll gladly answer any questions you may happen to have.

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[cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

Why do you want to join them? I thought most people wanted to stop them.

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[soggypastry]

[...Oh, for the love of--what is it with people around here these days? If it isn't one thing it's another.]

You don't, unless you want to get your ass kicked like the rest of them. They've got more enemies than friends and it shows.

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[ghostytrainer]

no.

[THIS PLAN DOES NOT HAVE THE MOIRAIL SEAL OF APPROVAL. NOPE.]

[roemance]

[Oh dammit Vriska, Eridan was just talking about this a few days ago. Mostly to annoy Sollux, but now it is going to look like he is copying her again.]

so did you find out yet

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[usedsuperpower]

Oh, I know, I know!

[usedshooshpap]

NO.
JUST NO.

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[seventeencameras]

[woah what blue text how cool is that]

What's Team Rocket?