8etterl8: (005682)
That tournament was a lousy rip-off anyway!



[Someone's not too happy about having lost so early on.]
8etterl8: (r: You t8ke that 8ack!)
[When the video comes on, you see two kids just outside the entrance to Goldenrod. Vriska and Tavros are just returning from the Ilex forest.]

Hurry the fuck up, we're almost there. I still can't believe I got dragged back into that stupid forest because of you.

I'm going as fast as I, uh, can! I don't understand why you're in such a hurry. And also, why you seem to dislike the forest so much! I think it was, kind of cool. It had lots of, uh, interesting Pokebeasts there.

[He sounds slightly exasperated, and more than a little out of breath.]

[While he might not be far off on the interesting Pokemon, she still doesn't like that place. Bad memories.]

Too easy for idiots like you to get lost. [Nevermind that she got lost in there once, and she certainly is no idiot.]

I didn't get lost! Well- uh, okay. I did, but not because I'm an idiot. It was, mostly because I wasn't looking where I was going... Uh, because the place was so cool! You make it, uh, sound like you have to save people there lots of times.

Just don't get lost again, okay. I don't need to run off and rescue you again. And who doesn't look where they're going when they're out somewh-- [As if by some divine karma, Vriska manages to trip on a raise in the ground and nearly fall over. Luckily she catches herself or that could have been super embarrassing.]

[At once, Tavros is hurrying to try and make sure she doesn't fall. The only problem? His foot catches on the same raise in the ground, sending him stumbling into her.

That didn't exactly go as planned.]

[They go tumbling to the ground and she manages to sit up and glare over at him. She opens her mouth to hurl some sort of insult about how this is obviously all his fault and stops. Furrowing her brow, she takes a breath and involuntarily lets out a small sound. Then another, slightly louder. And she covers her mouth.

A moment of silence passes before another sound, and another in quick succession. This is odd. And so thinks the cameramon as Cameron turns the gear on himself and gives the Network a confused look before shutting it off.]


((Vriska's got hiccups for the first time ever. Also she and Tavros are back from a little detour in the Ilex forest since he got himself lost. She's been gone for a few days because of it. Replies can come from both Vriska and Tavros! Oh also Blue is Vriska and Brown is Tavros. ))
8etterl8: (r: Who me?!)
Ow!

[The feed comes on to Vriska sucking in a breath and shaking out her hand. Ever since the little mutation power incident wore off, she's been getting little shocks every now and then. When she turns on a light, or accidentally brushes against someone. Seems like turning on the Pokegear is no different.]

Stupid after effects... [The black markings on her face are still visible too.]


So I've been bored out of my fucking skull lately, stuck in Goldenrod again. I guess it's given me some time to think though.

And I've been thinking, that training your Pokebeasts and battling the gyms is all well and good and great and all that grand stuff, but why not have a little fun of our own creation! I'm talking about FLARPing here.

But Vriska, what's FLARPing, you poor ignorant dumbfucks ask. Well, that's what I'm here to explain, so listen up!

FLARPing is a form of extreeeeeeeeme role playing. It's not just a simple exchange of words and text faking actions from the safety of your screen where no one can hurt you. It's real live action role playing, where the stakes are high and there's danger and treasure at every turn! You play in teams competing against other FLARPers for the prize!

It's gonna be a liiiiiiiitle different here than it was back home, considering certain elements aren't available to us here. But I'll figure it out. It can't be too hard since I'm a role playing genius!

So who's in? Think you have what it takes?

[She smirks then clicks the feed off. If you want to find her, she'll be wandering around Goldenrod most of the afternoon a couple of her Pokemon following her.]


[ooc: So Vriska wants to put together a FLARPing group, and anyone's welcome to join her. I was thinking it could be like a once a month thing, and she'll work out some adventure and prize, and then a log can go up?]
8etterl8: (r: My power8all)
[Today Cameron Poe the Lopunny has the 'Gear. Vriska's seen enough of them go to Pokegear heaven in the last couple days she's not willing to risk hers. So Cameron's standing far enough back, which he would probably be doing anyway. His trainer's a bit scary today.

Speaking of, the camera is focused on her, grinning wildly. But that's not all, there's black markings on her face, and her arms. She woke up with them this morning, as well as with some other symptoms, or gifts if you ask her.]


I was wondering why I was getting left out of all the fun? Shit goes down and I don't get to be a part of it? I should be the center of it!

But all that changes.

[She snaps her fingers and electricity crackles between them.]

Now who has got it going on? This girl, right here! [Want to take a shot at her Johto, she'll gladly take you on. She snaps her fingers again, watching the lighting dance across her finger tips, and slowly Cameron turns off the camera.]

[She'll be out and about the streets of Goldenrod showing off her new powers and zapping passersby. Better watch out!]
8etterl8: (r: Slump!)
So Toreadork is g8ne.
I thought may8e he w8nt on a training expedition or something simil8rly f8cking stup8d without t8lling me, 8ut I found his Ariados at the P8kécenter this morning.
S8cks to 8e him!
He w8s waaaaaaaay 8etter off here, in a world he could actu8lly survive in!

Anyw8y, enough of his 8ullsh8t!
Joooooooohn, where are you at?
I'm 8ored sitt8ng ar8und here all 8y mys8lf!
8etterl8: (r: Who me?!)
[When the screen flicks on, there's just a shot of Vriska's face. Looking fairly annoyed.]

You know, I see people selling eggs all the time, and have never decided whether I thought myself lucky or not to not have to deal with that kind of shit. Making an extra boonbuck here or there is one thing, but mostly these eggs just sound like trouble.

I'm even traveling with a breeder and it hasn't come up. Probably because he's a fail breeder like a fail everything else.

I managed to get my last badge yesterday. Fiiiiiiiinally. And I come back to my room to find eggs!

[The camera pans to a clutch of eggs on the bed. Several different types really. It looks like her Pokémon have been getting busy.]



They've apparently been here since last night or this morning or something, because there were no Pokémon here when we left. And I found at least one under the bed. Another in a corner between the table and the wall. What the fuck?

Iiiiiiii don't want them though, so I'm selling 'em. If you're interested let me know and we'll talk prices.

[She turns the camera back on herself smirking a bit now.] Some of my Pokémon are at level 100 now. And my Golbat finally evolved into it's final form as well. Also because he might as well accomplish something, even if it's in Poké form Tavros, the Gyarados one, is at level 88. [This is obviously an accomplishment. 88 is a good number okay.]

If anyone has any interesting, non boring suggestions for something to do before I hit the Kanto route, let me know. I've been itching for a good challenge lately.


[[ooc: Eggs have been claimed, all except the Spinarak ones. ooc eggpost is here for details. Sorry this took me so long to get out.]]
8etterl8: (Ready 8itch)
[Man, what a crazy week it's been. What the fuck is up with losing another 3 days, seriously. The last time this happened she ended up in the middle of that fucking forest. Ugh. At least time, she seemed to have ended up at some seaside town, but Tavros was no where to be found. Great.]

Man, what the hell is wrong with this place. This is the second time I've lost three whole days, and woken up somewhere completely different. Not to mention this crazy dream where I'm being chased by justice crazed dragons! What the fuck is that all about.

[Because that was pretty damn weird. She was pretty sure she was chased by Terezi on a Dragonite laughing maniacally, and pointing her cane at her, while dressed in her Redglare FLARPING outfit.]

Tavros! Where the hell are you? Did you get your loser-self lost in some hell forsaken shithole. If I have to come rescue your stupid ass, I'll be sure to kill you myself later! I'm aaaaaaaalways having to rescue you! Seriously if you--

[Luckily she doesn't have time to finish her sentence (you didn't want to hear it anyway). A Scolipede has reared it's head in her direction, making a challenging noise. Vriska smirks at the camera and shuts it off.]

Video about fifteen minutes later:

[Vriska's standing there, tossing a Pokéball up and down in one hand grinning wide.]

Like I can't handle a simple bugbeast. Piece of fucking cake. Looked pretty badass too, I could train it up to kick all kinda of Pokébeast booty down the line. For that matter I got that stupid badge in stupid fucking ghost town. And I'll be getting my badge here soon enough. I'm not out of this game yet.
8etterl8: (r: Who me?!)
[Vriska's lounging in a tree branch today, grinning a toothy grin.]

So am I really the only one who enjoyed all this chaos!? What wasn't fucking awesome about all of this? Beating the crap out of all those Team Rocket goons, standing against the elements! [She laughs] This is the first reeeeeeeeeal challenge this place has actually thrown our way. And who bested this challenge? Me of course!

Give me storms, give me rockets whatevers, give me darkness, give me explosions, I'll take it all on! Give me--Mmpghlshsfhls

[From above a purple slimy mess falls on top of her, happily. It's a Grimer, who has taken quite a shine to her, after she trampled it in a battle. It's been following her ever since.]

Get off you stupid fucking slimebeast!

[After a moment of wrestling with the Grimer she manages to displace it.] Ugh. [She shuts off the gear in a huff.]
8etterl8: (8etter as a human)
[When the video comes on, an Arcanine is running around romping with a Houndoom and Lopunny. It seems to be enjoying itself, and Cameron is glad to have made some new friends.]

So I'm sure as most of you have heard by now Mr. Cool-kid is gone, vamoosed, outta here. Good riddance I say! Now I no longer have to deal with his crappy sense of humor or this marriage bullshit!

Of course as one last 'fuck you' I swear he left me his two most annoying beasts. They don't even know how to properly listen to orders. The stupid Houndoom even bit me!

I'm not going to miss such an arrogant, irritating, ridiculous, bratty, brat!

[Lies and slander. She misses Dave more than she'll let on. Anyone who knows her, can probably tell that she's actually upset behind all the anger.]

Whatever. Soon I'll have my next badge and be moving away from this ghost town.
8etterl8: (Default)
[Hello Network. It's your 8luh, 8luh favorite troll turned human here. First, have a picture.]



Uuuuuuuugh.
I told myself once that I would never go through this stupid cave, 8ecause I didn't have to!
Now I have to.
It 8etter 8e worth it!

For those of you following my harrowing exploits of heroism I've taken on Viol8 gym, and 8eaten Falkner into the ground with the very Poké8easts said to 8e weak against his dum8 8irds!
It was soooooooo simple! Hardly even a challenge.
He talks a tough game, 8ut when it comes to 8ark or 8ite, he's all 8ark.

I acquired a 8east as well, after that Valentines travesty.
A spider8east called Joltik, a 8ug/electric type according to the d8ta8ase.
Already he fares 8etter than Spinneret ever has.
He doesn't like 8eing cooped up in the 8alls though.
I've du88ed him, Mindfang after my ancestor the gr8 and fearless Gam8lignant, even if he's male and Spinneret Mindfang was not, he's much more deserving of the title than Spinneret is.

Oh, and I guess Tavros defeated the Viol8 gym as well, if anyone cares. It's good he has me as such a gr8 example!
8etterl8: (r: 8unny hugs fuck yeah!)
Actiony stff )

[Now the video comes on, and Vriska is back in Goldenrod, not far off from the OF house. She's sitting on the ground, the shiny Ralts in her lap, petting it, with a rather large grin on her face. Those good feels are really getting to her.]

So look at this cutey I picked up today! It was a hell of a chase, but I got him in the end!

[Ralts squirms a little and squeaks and Vriska hugs him a little tighter. He's just so cute!]

And look at these exquisite markings! How lucky can a girl get? I just need a good name for him now. Hmmmmmmmm.

[There's the sound of a Lopunny behind the 'Gear and Vriska rolls her eyes and pats her lap.]

Well get over here then, dummy. [And the feed turns off as Cameron makes a dash for his trainer in an excited scramble.]
8etterl8: (I'm a coooooool kid now)
[The video feed clicks on and you can see the hall outside one of the rooms in Other Father's house.]

You guys have to see this. [It's Vriska's voice, in a hushed whisper.]

You all know Mr.Cool-Mc-Strider. But do you know what he does when he's not being a 'chill-as-fuck-dude', his words.

[Her hand reaches out and pushes the door open. Inside, nestled on the bottom bunk, looks like a pile of Pokémon. There are multiple Ninetails, though it's hard to tell how many because you can hardly see where one begins and another ends. There looks to be three heads though. There's a Flareon snuggled in there, giving the whole ensemble a splash of color. Not to mention the boy underneath, fast asleep, mouth open, glasses slightly askew, a light snoring sound coming from him. The bit of sweater you can see past all the fluffy fire-types resembles a Vulpix. This boy, of course being the aforementioned Mr.Cool-Mc-Strider, chill-as-fuck-dude, Dave Strider.

Resting atop his head is a little Torchic, watching Vriska and the 'gear. It makes a little peeping sound and Vriska shushes it.

She moves the gear in, trying to get a close-up on his face.]


Ha ha! Look how fucking cute he is. [She's snickering quietly now. Another angled shot of the sleeping Poké-pile. Unfortunately for Vriska the Torchic is a little too excited and keeps making noises at her, now starting to bounce, on top of the blonde's head.]

Hey! No-- stop that!

[Too late.] hhngh... Vriska... ?

Shit!

[Dave fixes his shades and looks at her, before he notices the red light on the gear, meaning "record".] Oh fuck no.

[He reaches for the the 'gear, hand covering the feed, and a struggle is briefly heard in the background before the video is shut off entirely.]



[[ooc: Replies will come from both parties.]]
8etterl8: (r: Happy 12 Perigees eve! ;;;;))
Happy Twelfth Perigee's Eve )

Let me know if I forgot anyone and I'll add them in.
8etterl8: (All my rage all of it)
So what the fuck happened?
One minute I was in Saffron, 8asking in the warmth of my comfy human 8ed.
The next I find myself in some forest missing a few days.
What the fuck is that all a8out????????
I finally made my way 8ack to civilaz8tion, and find out I'm 8ack in Golden8ore.
Gr8.
Where is everyone else aaaaaaaanyway?



[Guess who just stumbled back into town from the Iilex Forest.]
8etterl8: (Thieving your Light)
[Vriska's outside wrapped in a jacket, that is not nearly warm enough, arms wrapped around herself, and shivering.]

Why the fuck is it s-so damn c-cold here?

[In front of her you can see Marquise battling a wild Noctowl and having no trouble with it. After a moment she takes the Pokégear from Cameron who lets out a disappointed noise.]

So I keep seeing t-talk of all this Christ-mas stuff. That's k-kind of like our 12th Perigee's Eve. You decorate stuff, and generally everyone's fucking happy. Sometimes there are g-gifts.

Sounds great and all. [She doesn't look like it sounds great, but that is quickly replaced by a look of irritation as a yappy puppy comes running up and places it's front paws on her legs, wagging it's tail.]

Oh yeah, your stupid egg hatched Karkat! Most annoying th-thing ever. [She nudges the puppy idly, and calls Marquise back once the Noctowl's unconcious. She doesn't bother catching it. The Poochyena yips happily and comes back to jump up on his trainer again.] You'd also think it was starved for attention. It's reeeeeeeeally not.

[But well, it is another body, and she is cold, so after a second, she reaches down and picks him up, stuffing him in her jacket. Stupid mutt.]
8etterl8: (DOOF)
[Some of you might remember Vriska's Magikarp Tavros. Well, Tavros, is no longer a 'uselessly useless stupid fish' and has since evolved into a badass Gyarados. He's also undergone a name change.

The feed flips on to Vriska out on Route 35 for some training. She hasn't actually trained No-Longer-Tavros since he evolved. For........ certain reasons.]


All right Summoner, are you going to behave today!

[Releasing the Gyarados, Summoner pops out with a loud, ferocious roar. Vriska seems unfazed, which might be a mistake. The camera moves slightly and you can see a quaking male Nidoran behind the Summoner.]

Bite the thing to it's doooooooom Summoner!

[However the Summoner is not paying any attention to the battle at hand. Instead it lunges at Vriska, with a roar, mouth wide open for a bite. Those who might understand Pokéspeak will hear something akin to "My name is Tavros, bitch!"

He moves after her again, this time attempting to wrap her up. He'll show her his useless splash attack now. Not so useless when you're twenty feet long.]


Cameron, stop fucking around with the communication device and do something about this!

[In response, the Buneary drops the camera and toddles foward. One might wonder what a little Buneary might do to such a large dragon-like creature. But Cameron Poe is the toughest Buneary Johto has to offer. He balls up his fist, lightning crackling around them, and rushes forward delivering a knock out Thunder punch.

Then hopping back over the the camera, he picks it up, gives a little victory cheer, and shuts it off. This has been a broadcast from Cameron Poe Camera Industries. Thank you for watching.]


[ooc: Feel free to run into her on route, or on her way back to the Pokémon Center.]
8etterl8: (Thieving your Light)
[The feed flickers on to a large pile of candy spread out on the floor. A very large pile. Several bags are strewn off to the side.]

So is the weird transformation thing supposed to happen on Halloween? I don't remember anything like that being mentioned.

But I got a shit ton of candy from it!

Vriska Serket: Candy Pirate Extraordinaire! I got all the candy, aaaaaaaall of it!

Maaaaaaaaybe if you're lucky I'll consider sharing. But you have to be really lucky!

[And the camera shuts off, still showing all that candy.

Vriska had been a pirate for Halloween, and when getting possessed pillaged and plundered all the candy she could find. Feel free to have had your candy stolen by a certain pirate.]
8etterl8: (Default)
[Those who are familiar with Goldenrod and it's surrounding areas will notice that Vriska is just outside the city on Route 35. She's glaring down at the spider Pokémon who seems rather pleased with itself, and a female Nidoran lay unconscious beside it. Spinneret has just defeated the poor creature, but her trainer is not so happy with her.]

Don't look so smug, Spinneret. You're not done yet, and I'm getting sick of training you! You should have evolved ages ago. You hear me! Aaaaaaaages. That Database says you evolved at level 22, and you're currently level 29. Are you evolved? No you're not! So get it together you spidery pathetic spider loser! If you don't evolve today, you're done, finished, outta here! Got that?

[Spinneret flinches but makes a small acknowledging sound. The camera follows the two of them as they trudge through the grass in search of more creatures to battle. A Pidgey flies down and takes a swipe at the Spinarak. The battle music begins.]

All right, time to prove yourself Spinneret.

[The battle looks like it's going to be fierce, but Spinneret easily defeats the bird. The ping from the gear is heard.]

Spinarak has reached level 30

[Vriska glares at the spider warningly, but in just a moment the bright glow washes over her and a second later Spinneret is larger, and red, and has finally evolved. Vriska's fear tactics have worked.]

Hah! Seeeeeeee, that's more like it! Look how tough you are now. Maybe you'll stop such a wimpy wimp loser all the time!

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